Will You Try Starbucks NEW Unicorn Frap?

Published On April 19, 2017 | By Matt McNeill | Afternoons

So, I first heard about it the other day,  in the waiting room at the foot-doctors to get my
platform callouses sanded down (I’m down 2 inches this week, 5″11, thanks for asking!)
when I first heard it mentioned:  “My daughter texted me from class and wants me to pick up
one of them’ new  Unicorn Frappuccinos on the way back home. ” said the lady next to me
to the receptionist.  “Apparently half the girls in her grade 5 class have tried one, and it’s all
the rage!”

Interesting – all this time you had to order the UF off of the secret menu, but THIS WEEK,
the unicorn has risen in a brilliant flash of..marketing… to be made available April 19th
through 23rd. That and there are parents that will deliver fancy Starbucks beverages to
their grade school kids. In class.

According to Starbucks,

“The Unicorn Frappuccino blended crème is made with a sweet dusting of pink powder, blended into a crème Frappuccino with mango syrup and layered with a pleasantly sour blue drizzle. It is finished with vanilla whipped cream and a sprinkle of sweet pink and sour blue powder topping.”

Also, the more you swirl it around, the more the color changes, and the more you drink,
the more the flavor changes. If you’re a fan of sour candy, then this is the calorie bomb for you.
To me, it tasted like Skittles and cavities….

And yes, I consider myself man enough to walk up to a barista and ask for a UNICORN FRAPPUCCINO.
I did it for science.. and for the blog… and for the off chance that since it was work/blog related,
that I  can hand in the receipt and get it paid for w/ petty cash….maybe?…

Will you give it a try? Do you need to know what a “5 Dollar Shake Tastes Like?”
(NSFW language, couple F-bombs, it’s Pulp Fiction baby, so yeah..)


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