Spider + Dragon Attack?
Mythical monsters were roaming the streets of Ottawa this weekend
in a street art performance called La Machine.
Its been described as a massive and impressive show meant
to help people rediscover their own city…. With giant robotic dragons
and spiders – just like the old days! (??)
La Machine is a performance company based in France.
They were convinced to select Ottawa for their North American
debut this week, as part of the city’s contribution to Canada’s 150th
Meanwhile.. Toronto Gets a giant rubber Duck…
What giant animal should Sarnia get?
<Meanwhile in downtown Sarnia)
Ray: (Don’t think Stay Puft Marshmallow Man..Don’t think Stay Puft Marshmallow Man..)
<heavy footeps and the sound of mayhem from a distance>
Peter: “Rayyyyy…. what have you done?”
Ray: “I tried to think of something harmless, something friendly…”
<loud hum, changes to a saw-like buzzing sound>
Egon: “Ray.. .what did you think of???”
Ray: “All he ever did was give high fives and dance at the Sting Games…”
Winston: “Awwww HELL no….. RAY!!!!”
Ray: “I didn’t ever think Buzz could menace a city!!”
<Giant Bee steps on the Refined Fool>
(Pete Venkmann Levels his proton pack and takes aim)
Peter: “Nobody steps on a CRAFT BREWERY in MY town!!”
– Crap…. I just realized I forgot to read the weather and haven’t talked
on-air in 30 minutes because I’ve spent that last half hour writing Ghostbusters
Fan Fiction in the On-Air Studio..again.
I hope this doesn’t come up in my next performance review….