Light ’em Up!

Published On February 2, 2018 | By Matt McNeill | Afternoons

Oh wouldn’t it be grand to have your very own  flame-thrower for snow removal?
I mused this very question earlier this week from the warm comfort of the K106.3 studio
while the snow fell outside and the bitter slush seeped up through the soles in my shoes.
You know, something like this…

And wouldn’t you know it, I got in-boxed with options.
Before yesterday, I had been unaware that billionaire Elon Musk  just sold his 20,000th
(and final) flame-thrower for $500.  That’s one way to make $10 million!

And if you’re going for more of an unconventional method, Amazon just
pulled a model of hair dryer off their site after a South Carolina woman posted a video
of a hair dryer that she had ordered – smoking – and shooting FLAMES!
Never mind the driveway. That could have made for one bad hair day!

Shopping online? No thanks!
I’ll just stick to shopping local from now on!


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