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Splish Splash, I Was Taking a…..?

Published On September 28, 2018 | By Matt McNeill | Afternoons

One day, your significant other is going to figure it out.

You don’t REALLY need to sit on the toilet for 45 minutes to move the mail..As my old man likes to say… .One sad, sad day… they’re gonna figure it out.
Your bat cave… your thinking chair… your sanctuary..
Your occasional courtesy flushes…. It’s all gonna add up.

WHAT WOULD YOU SAY… If I were to tell you..
That as the average guy… YOU spend a total of seven hours a year hiding in the bathroom?

You’re either nodding –sounds about right.
Or you’re going – no way.. More like 7 hours a week….

Next question is WHY –    quiet time? Get away from from the nagging?  Take a break from the kids? Use the phone? Dodge the chores? . . .

Another reason that we haven’t mentioned?
They might have you figured out.. with more reasons mentioned

Superman has the Fortress of Solitude..
You have your porcelin throne, who occasionally goes by the name Ralph.

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