The Afternoon Blog: Monday

Published On October 1, 2018 | By Matt McNeill | Afternoons

Here’s a handy travel-tip you might never have heard of up until now:
When you’re filling in a travel VISA and/or one of those immigration cards they hand you
near the end of the flight – and you get to the part where it asks you if you’re  terrorist or have ever engaged in terrorism – check the NO box. Unless you’re a terrorist, and then check YES.
This woman did NOT get the memo……
When it comes to being a God however… Ghostbusters still has the best advice:

 A woman in St. Louis just sued her son’s high school – because he didn’t make the varsity soccer team.
The reason he didn’t make the cut is because he’s a junior ,and juniors don’t play on the JV team.
She sued for age discrimination because the world is not fair.
I present: My new life-motto:
“When life gives you lemons, take  life to court, sue the creator of lemons – because you can
have whatever you want.”
This is how I plan to get my 6 year old nephew starting the Western Mustangs offensive line.

Fans of Bill Murray will like this:  There’s an art book coming out next week called
The Art of Being Bill: Bill Murray and the Many Faces of Awesome
.
It’s a collection of over
150 works inspired by, obviously, Bill Murray, because BFM is awesome.

Are you the anti-Mr.Rogers of your neighborhood?
Do you really HATE your neighbor? What DO you hate about your neighbor?
You know what they say.. if  all your neighbors are absolute A-Holes no matte where you move,
then maybe you’re the A-Hole.. Unless you do none of these things.
On the other hand.. same link… you might have bad neighbors if they do these things
that are among peoples biggest neighborly complaints.

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