Baby, That Beard!
Er… What IS the proper etiquette one must use when telling his girlfriend, wife
or significant other that her beard and mustache need more wax?
And since we’re talking about beards, here’s a shameless plug for one of my favourite
Australian bands, The Beards:
“You Should Consider Having Sex With A Bearded Man”
“Shaved Off His Beard (And Now He’s Dead!)”